March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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dchowdie:
when did this
become hooter than this
oh my god this is so funny
my big sister just told my little sister she thought she’d turn out to be a lesbian
and then my mom admitted she thought that too
and then i did too (i actually thought that though)
and now my little sister’s like super mad at all of us
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
i have a nice butt
that is all
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FUCKKKKK
dudewheresmytardis:
there’s a special place in hell for people who stop and socialize in the middle of the hallway.
amaniacontheedge:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
they should invent something to keep syrup from sticking to the side
because i hate that shit
okay so here’s how my thinking goes:
tumblr karma well get back on me and if i send a lot of nice or random messages i’ll get the same
hahaha is that weird
election day
is actually free food day
you guys today it snowed for like three hours
on my fucking outdoor campas
where my nipples were freezing off
February 2012
vocaroo:
whenever i masturbate i always violently whisper the swedish national anthem
RICK perry
RICK santorum
Coincidence? i think not
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
things i have learned from high school
from this point on you have to bullshit every thing you do
So somehow I ended up on this hardcore christian website and i found this on the side
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
Reblog if you love girl's asses.
this is true
i have a list of my favorite asses
im serious
tumblr keeps telling me i have 6,038 queued post
excuse me no i dont tumblr
those are my posts
mikurusecrets:
it should be illegal to change your icon and url in the same day
i take pride in the fact that if you went to the very beginning of my blog it looks the exact same as it does now
see this is what i’ll never understand
why is it that
sucking a dick
giving a blow
mean the same exact thing even though suck and blow are two completely opposite words
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tracey-treesa asked: Fargod, I miss you ):
i have a silent friendship with so many of you we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and i just love you from a distance
